Here’s another outgoing message we did, get yours here!
Do this. Don’t do that. Sick of them always trying to control my urges. (at PNC Bank)
This literally happened overnight! (at Northside, Ohio)
sweartogodthedevilmademedoit asked: Yo Yoni, will you go to prom with me?
YONI WOLF, NOW ACCEPTING SPRING 2013 PROM INVITATIONS.
Need to clean the house so freaking bad. Instead, watching ‘Five Year Engagement’ and crying like a little bitch.
badmindgoodhabits asked: Yoni, you're adorable. Be my valentine.
Be careful what you wish for.
formercity asked: You should do a TED talk. Thoughts?
I’ve always been more of a BILL guy, though I’m not a huge Keanu fan in general.
rangerweezy asked: How does the Yone-bone deal with heartache?
Well I’ve kinda made a career out of it…
kaileighmelissa asked: Always been curious as to how you adapted the name 'Yoni', was it a nickname? Anyone still call you Johnathan?
The name was given to me by a great medicine man/chieftain when i reached manhood (pubes). My grandchildren call me Jonathan (no ‘h’) now but when they reach manhood/womanhood, they will call me Yoni, and they will adopt (with an ‘o’) new names given to them by their elder (me). This is how it has always been done. This is how the moon and the sun and the stars were named.